Well, look, it turns out that our friend Isa Metible recently sent us a home video in which she shows us how she masturbates, but rather than tell you about it myself, you're going to read the email she sent us as is: Friends of PornerMates, today I recorded a video watching your scenes and I think I want to be the star of your site. You already know me from everything I've recorded with FAKings and I'd be happy to be wherever you tell me at any time. Initially, the video was just going to be a masturbation, but when I saw that all the girls are fucking, I said to myself, "I'll call a fuck buddy and make it big." The result is what you see, a good fuck, hee hee hee. Call me handsome!